Two old and very poor quality ZX Spectrum games I made... argh, just over a decade ago! They were produced using the "Classic Game Designer". I forget what I used to make the title screens. 

These two games are being re-released in a way that references K-Tel's very very poor attempts at breaking into the UK games industry in the early 80s. See below for a Youtube video of an actual TV advert that ran at the time (and see here for a full run down of K-Tel's other hapless efforts - that link, btw, has a major epilepsy warning).

INSTRUCTIONS:

When starting the embedded game, you'll first see two links to the different "sides". Choose one of them, and then press the play button that appears. "Side A" is the most playable one. Note that I said "most playable", and not "best".

Both games can have their controls defined, so if you don't want to use the deranged QAOP controls, you can change it to WASD.

CREDITS:

Programmed by my past self, 2014
Top photo in cover art © Acabashi; Creative Commons CC-BY-SA 4.0; Source: Wikimedia Commons
Bottom photo in cover art also from Wikimedia Commons; "Banana 8.jpg" at the link  (slightly edited)
Cassette picture from computinghistory.org.uk

Published 1 day ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
Rating
Rated 4.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
AuthorMichelle Lyons
GenreAction

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Urine Attack.tap 27 kB
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Avoid The Nobs.tap 27 kB
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coverart.png 2.4 MB

Install instructions

The downloads are of two seperate ROM files (or rather, virtual audio cassette files) of both games. To play them you'll need a ZX Spectrum emulator.

In addition to those files, there's the full size PNG of the fake cover art!

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WoW

I watch it! 

It seems very "pceuliar"

Congrats!

Thank you!