Pamtechnicon has been classified by the Post Office as a newspaper capable of transporting up to 30 people across short stretches of water with the constant threat of legal action. A unique medieval setting is present, with actors striding about in period dress chanting quotes from "The Night They Burned My Arse Down", coupled with a selection of fine ales and mysterious unused spaces partitioned off by an inappropriate grin made in the presence of a doctor. Not to be sold by those under the influence of ill eagles. A saucier is someone who specialises in sauces.